[ They do, infact, have quite the sweet tooth... The question pauses their next reach for a simple cookie, and huff. ]

They're stupid. And flaky. And get everywhere. They don't even taste that good.

[ (Not like they used to.

Did they use to taste good? You don't want to think about it.) ]

Onigiri are perfect on their own, even with apples inside. But you can try that if you want.